Concerned Women for America

Did you know there is a group out there called “Concerned Women for America”?

Apparently there is. Generally, I am the king of PC (at least, when applied to groups of unimposing people), but with a name like that, even I start to think that PMS jokes might be ok sometimes.

Anyway, I bet you would never have guessed that this group of naturally upset ladies would have helped make my morning wonderful. But they did.

They have this critical article posted on their website: http://www.cwfa.org/articles/753/CFI/cfreport/

Funniest children’s toy ever! (If you haven’t bothered to read it, it’s a Mattel-issue Harry Potter broomstick toy that makes swooshing noises and vibrates when clutched firmly between the legs.)

I need to start a toy company now. Clearly, thinking up toy ideas is fun and easy to do. Let’s see what I can come up with…

--Toy Replica NASA Spacesuit. Impervious to the vacuum of space – seals airtight!
--Puppies and Yuppies Trampoline. No longer must your pets watch the action from the sidelines! Bounce with them!
--Willy Wonka’s “BottleCAP” gun. Bust a fizzy candy cap in your friend’s ass!
--Spiderman III Spider Garden. Not just for butterflies anymore! Watch your own spiders hatch and grow!
--Lil’ Tykes’ First Espresso Machine. Make any beverage with blasts of real steam!
--Tommy’s First BioChemistry set. Comes with live transgenic E. Coli!
--Mysterious Cold Sore Barbie. She and Ken will never be the same!
--Domestic Abuse Bratz. That’s not eyeshadow anymore!
--Doctor-Makes-House-Calls Playset. Comes with four washable hospital gowns; a stethoscope; and a child-safe, mercury-free thermometer.
--Happy Baked Oven. Comes with a 40 Watt lightbulb, and four packs of hemp brownie mix (just add water)!