I got a bunch of complaints when I posted my entry entitled “Bathroom Sex.” It wasn’t really the reception I was expecting. Complaints, sure. But this kind of complaint?
See, I figured people might object to one of the following:
1) I objectified the laundry service as sex toys.
2) I pointed out that I assumed I could get a raise for sexually harassing the staff.
3) I posted a naughty blog entry in the first place.
I got zero complaints about those issues.
Instead, I got complaints about the following:
1) I never actually explained the many and diverse ways the laundry service could be used as sex toys.
2) I’d be qualified for a bigger raise than the 2% I suggested if my sex life were actually tied to my pay.
3) That post had far too much non-naughty “filler” material for something entitled “Bathroom Sex.”
In conclusion, my readers are perverts. I love you guys!
Ok, ok. I’ll take a few creative liberties and try the whole thing again. Tomorrow’s post will be unabashed fan service, by request. But do me a favor first. Go back and read the original “Bathroom Sex” entry. Do it now. It’ll make the post tomorrow more fun for you.
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