I’m Still A Whore

When I moved my blog to the new site, I did so in order to make money off of the ads. That was more than enough information for me. I did not really care what the ads were trying to sell. I signed up to let a computer program scan my content and post ads for me that it felt would make me the most money. This seemed a wise use of my time. I had no idea what it would come up with and did not care. To be honest, I assumed pornography would be involved.

That has turned out to have been a very bad guess. And thank God it was. I never expected the sheer delight of these ads. They’re almost as funny as my writing. And if you hate my writing, you might even think they’re funnier.

Because one of the factors behind my moving the blog was a desire to eliminate censorship concerns, many of you noticed that the first thing up on the new site was the entire “Bathroom Sex” series. For those of you joining us late, this series of posts details various thoughts and methods that may or may not have been used to seduce the towelboy at my office. Not quite a set of stories about anonymous stall sex, but close. Very classy material.

Well, my advertisement computer friend loyally appeared, “read” my posts, and found me some advertising clients. Guess what it posted.

“Find Local Plumbers” and “Rotarooters” were some of the duller entries. But much more entertaining material has visited as well. I can’t speak for what it’s displaying by the time you read this, so I provide here a photo of some of the better ads that showed up to party with the “Bathroom Sex” stories:




“Paper Towel Dispensers” is too good. Nothing I can say will make that any funnier. And anyone who has chatted with me on AIM long enough to spot a (slightly) hidden joke I came up with in college will appreciate “Is Lake Water Killing You?” I’ll leave the third ad open to interpretation.

Clever readers will quickly note that this post was just me taking credit for random humor the universe threw my way. That’s true. On the other hand, I wouldn’t blame you if you weren’t paying attention. I just hope you find it as funny as me!